- Martha Stewart comes to Philly. Makes chopsticks out of table scraps. Next project: centerpieces out of human skulls.
- Penn selects water as it’s academic theme for the 2010-2011 school year. In preparation, pipes will burst in Stouffer College House.
- Not sure if uwishunu.com’s profile of restaurant Rouge was product tie-in for Sarah Palin’s Going Rogue
. Gonna go with probably.
- Philebrity makes a penis joke for the 456th time this year. Did not find way to work in hatred of Inquirer, though I’m sure Joey Sweeney made a valiant attempt to do so.
- Early to bed, early to thighs. (Under the Button)
- Free this weekend? Go see a wacky rocking movie unless you don’t care for tedious plot bits or aggressively irritating floating frat-party romps.
- And remember don’t impregnate your best client. It may bite you in the ass.
- Finally, never take your picture with McGruff the Crime Dog if you’re gonna be indited. It WILL bite you in the ass.
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